1: Your head feels like its going to explode: The flu has a way of making your head feel like an overinflated balloon, which makes it difficult to accomplish anything.
2: You cant sing, or dance: The flu will reduce your voice to the sound of gravel, and your dance moves to the zombie shuffle.
3: Eating any kind of food creates a hole of nausea in your stomach: The simple pleasure of eating is quickly snatched in the clutches of the flu, just one of many symptoms to endure.
4: Your pets don't understand that playing with them feels like running a marathon: Unfortunately time doesn't stop when you get the flu. Pets are the best example of this, when they come begging and demanding, and you feel like you've been hit with a mac truck.
5: Moving at all makes you feel your at the top of a building and about to pass out: I don't know if nausea is an across the board symptom of the flu, but for many, it makes any simple tasks feel like fighting a pro wrestler
6: Your too tired to even enjoy your time off: for those with sick days, getting the flu can feel like a mutated vacation. But with the energy of a decrepit 102 year old, it can feel utterly pointless.
7: It sucks: Perhaps the best synopsis of having the flu, it simply sucks. No explanation necessary.
So, basically, don't get the flu this season. Your best chance is to hide in your home like a hermit until it passes.
What is your worst flu experience?
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